21 May 2007

Spirit-crushers

In today's Dinette Set, Timmy acts as the voice of his reason, imploring change to save the planet; in return he is subjected to:
  • Emotional abuse at the hands of Burl and Dale, do you even need to ask?
  • The most nonsensical and improbably titled movie ever: Don't Lower the Bridge, Raise the River.
  • The misfortune of seeing Dale's face merge with the TV set.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is actually a Jerry Lewis picture called Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower The River. Jerry Lewis seems like it'd be about as high-brow as the denizens of Crustwood get.