18 September 2007

Zombie Wars will be Televised

In today's Dinette Set, the zombie hordes attend a basketball game, I think.

Actually, it's quite hard to tell what sport those shirts are supposed to indicate. Maybe bowling? Bocce? Four-square? Oh, hell, let's just say the zombies are lining up to watch a random indeterminate ball-bouncing game.

At any rate, what worries me most is how, standing at that crazy angle, Crustwood Dad expects to prevent himself from falling over backward. Once he falls over and cracks his head open on the bleacher, the zombies will make short work of him, that's for sure.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Why are the Pennys going to a highschool sporting event?

Dave said...

This is a prime WTF Dinette set. Are we supposed to think that the Pennys are out of line? Arriving early and putting cups, coats, or whatever on the seats for the rest of your party is pretty well accepted seat saving etiquette, so far as I know. It's like the quarter on the Space Invaders machine, or the laundry basket on top of the machine. Are we supposed to care that Crustwood dad, who we've never seen before and will probably never see again, doesn't seem to get that? It's not like the Pennys tired to reserve a whole section, which might be funnier, and it would be interesting to see Ms. Larsen try to draw them, for example, taping off a section with stolen police crime scene tape. Or with a couple of those retractable belt things they use to guide you to the ticket windows at a theater, that they lifted from the lobby.