04 June 2007

White Noise

In today's Dinette Set, the focus is on the spirit world, leaving carbon-based life forms with the following questions for the author:
  • Do you actually believe the average human being knows this much about ghosts and spirits?
  • If I wanted to read that much text over coffee, do you think it would come from Marlene?
  • You do understand that an audio joke doesn't work in a visual medium, right?
  • I barely got over Jerry's hair when you subjected me to Burl's gas? Are you trying to convince me to stop reading?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, they actually recorded the radio station by pointing the mike of a tape recorder to the speaker of another radio? Because that's the only way it would pick up ambient noise. Sigh...

Anonymous said...

Yep, apparently they haven't figured out yet that if they're in one device, the tape can record the radio. They also haven't figured out that you can't selectively cancel non-premium channels from your cable. Or that cartoon smell lines don't make sense coming from a tape.