The Long Way Home

In today's Dinette Set, Joy misunderstands the concept while the somewhat barren outdoor setting gives rise to some of the lamest marginalia ever:

• His/hers pants on the wrong person; because there's a hilarious bounty of difference between shorts for men and women.
• No loitering in the park; as if it were not possible to illegally loiter in a public space.
• Fast food references; it's MacDonald's fault the Penny's are morbidly obese.