Tom Jones' Roast Beef

In today's Dinette Set, the girls return from a concert and we must:

• Invent a likely scenario which involves Tom Jones kissing members of his audience, rather than just dodging their undergarments.
  
• Struggle to understand why Burl is suggesting that he would wash his face to remove BBQ sauce, unless it rubbed off Tom Jones' face and onto his own.
• Ignore Joy's shirt. Seriously, do not look at it.